The Sheraton, APEC-style

At last - a policeman finally approached me. The young child dressed as a policeman on the left asked me why I was taking photos and was I with the media?
I replied that I was a solicitor.
That seemed to set him back a bit. He asked again why I was taking photos. I replied that I liked police cars and bikes and wanted a photo - I'd never seen a purple car before. He replied "oh yeah, they're highway patrol cars" and wandered off. Lucky terrorists don't like cars and bikes...